| Guy de Sonnar | : | The scourge of anyone in their sane and sober mind. In other words, a sickening and useless bum with a severe attitude problem. |
| The Dark Knight Decay | : | Lord of Darkness and everything else that is evil. 100% pure evil in that sense. Close aide to Guy. |
| The Maelstrom Kayel | : | Significant other in replacement of Decay. Reinstated after Decay was disposed of. |
| Draconis | : | Lord of the Planal Void. One of four dedicated entities who changed Guy for the better. First entity to encounter Guy. |
| BurnCycle | : | Lord of the Neverhood. Plays an important role in snapping Guy out of his demented mind. |
| Syngiliam | : | Lord of the Route. Guides Guy back to Earth along the Route. |
| Condrunium | : | The entity at the helm of Ozorezian Hell. Instrumental in recouping Guy before any permanent damage. |
| Cytofenwei | : | Guy’s love interest. Dismisses Guy in favour of Pyrotofiev. Becomes single again. |
| Pyrotofiev | : | No need for any explanation. First placing on Guy’s hate-list. |
| Psygnolin | : | Guy’s most trusted and close friend. |
| Sigmund de Tessar | : | Narrator and inner conscience to Guy. Always there when he is not expected to be. Now you see him now you don’t. |
| Various Voices | : | The voices of the people around Guy at that certain time and place. |